I've had a clean mouth record for as long as I can remember, which is pretty amazing coming from a ranching family. (I guess swearing doesn't count if you are quoting someone else, right? That's Mark and my tongue-in-cheek rule.) Oh, there was the one time when I called Jake a bad word, but I didn't KNOW it was a bad word. I told Mom and Dad when called in to explain myself that I thought it was something I heard Yosemite Sam say. Uh, guess not. And Mom says that when I was a kindergartner I told the teacher my dog's name was "Damnfred", (she found this particularly amusing since her husband was also named Fred) but I don't remember that.
There are two things that if I ever take up the family practice, I will swear at first.
1. Mark's phone. When he is on it. And all the kids are screaming.
2. ______ binky! Where the ____ is the _____ thing?!!!!